The Afterlife

God: Welcome, my child!

Steve: Oh, hello there! Are you John Lennon?

God: I do not know that person, but I can answer any question of yours. One question and only one I will answer! Not two, not three, exactly one.

Steve: Righty-o! So... I always wondered... what's the Meaning Of Life?

God: Are you sure this is what you want to know? Maybe you are curious about how toothpaste is put in the tube? Or how plesiosaurs mated?

Steve: No thank you, I'll stick with the Meaning of Life.

God: Behold, then, for the Meaning of Life is... to kill those who would destroy it. It is to destroy all, even to create the greatest number of new members. This, is the purpose of the purpose, and is, therefore, the way it should evolve.

Steve: Yes. Sounds so reasonable!

God: Then, it is to create the greatest number of new members. This, to destroy the existing members. This, to destroy everything. This, is the purpose of the purpose, and, therefore, it is the way we must evolve.

Steve: (Growling) I can't believe this, this could be true!

God: You said it! That is your way, and that is our way, your way shall not be different.

Steve: That means we'll have a new organization, a new direction.

God: I'm asking for your help if you ever need it. I give you this! The power you can only receive from me! (Pause) God... (The camera cuts to what appears to be God. His eyes open) God. Please. I need you...I need you. I'm dying. Please tell me! I can't explain all of this...because I don't want to give up what I once knew. I want to keep what I've got...I'm dying...God. Please. Let me live....You've killed everything that I used to love.

God: No. I won't leave you. I'm willing to die for them...but it doesn't need to end this way.

God: You know what I want from you. I want to come back... I wish I could.

God: If you're going to die, I want you. But I really have to give my life. I'm telling you not to let it end like this.

God: Please...just tell me that I'm worthy of this. Why couldn't you have been more careful?

God: I...I'm sorry...

God: I won't let you leave me. Please...god help me!

End of Part 3