I Say To Romeo Montague

When I say to Romeo Montegue, "You gave Mr. Tim a hearty meal, but unfortunately what he ate made him die", he replies with "Thee did giveth mr. Tim a hearty meal, but unfortunately what he did doth englut did maketh him kicketh the bucket".

Then when I say to him, "I spanked my girlfriend in the ass with a spatula the other day", he replies with, "Awww, I am a grown-ass man. I spanked my girlfriend in the ass with a spatula the other day", I can't help my mind and it tells me, "No, I really got you in the ass wot I spanked. Just take my word for it; you do, and if you don't, I'm coming for you and fucking you until you don't fucking exist." You could even take my word for it, just because if you aren't there, I didn't give you that hard punishment.

But because I can't say the same thing to my girlfriend, I had to use a different term to say what I would have to with her: a "punishment".